Fill This Night

Uhm...

Christine:: -takes out food from microwave-
Me:: It's hella sizzling
Christine:: It's talking to me! Help me help me! -staring at food-
Me:: ...........
Christine:: Don't you ever do that? Like your food is talking to you and shit when you make it? Like save me!
Me:: .......
Christine:: ........
Me:: ...wait...what..the fuck?!